Product Suggestion Time!

Hello
Product Suggestion Time!

Hello!

Welcome to the paid tier of substack where we have fun creating some fake ads for products that don’t exist. Last time we did an ad for The Eggie Nketiah Super Poacher.

This week, due to the popularity of this project, we are going to collaborate with and cross-post our advertisement in their newsletter!

How it Works

Comment with a fake product you'd like to see in the next ad. The top three suggestions with the most "likes" will then advance to the next round where we will do a poll to pick the final product.

Bonus photo of Olive for your troubles.

Written by
Poorly Drawn Arsenal
I have questionable artistic skills and a love of Arsenal. Here is where I combine the two.
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