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Welcome to the paid tier of substack where we have fun creating some fake ads for products that don’t exist. Last month we did The Goalkeeper's Guide to Scoring Goals.
How it Works
Comment with a fake product you'd like to see in the next ad. The top three suggestions with the most "likes" will then advance to the next round where we will do a poll to pick the final product.
Bonus photo of Olive + Velma for your troubles.
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